Why Lutyens’ MSM is mad over Yogi

Disclaimer: This is not a political opinion; I’m just trying to be funny 😉

So, why is the media mad over Yogi?

It’s not because he is a Yogi, or because he supposedly made controversial statements about minorities, or because he is uneducated, or because he will be the “trump” for country or the state…

It is because once again they are made to look like a bunch of idiots who have absolutely no clue of what’s happening in the political circles which is supposedly their topic of “expertise”

Because once again, they have been proven wrong. Since 2014, their political predictions have gone terribly wrong. Actually, it’s an understatement. They have been exactly opposite of what media predicted – be it the 2014 general elections, or the Bihar debacle or the UP thumping. And then now, the CM choice.

Imagine their plight right now :

Their HR dept. must be like – Guys, you must redo the Politics 101 course again.

Their bosses must be like – Guys, if you get this wrong this time again, then we must start adding disclaimers: ‘All stories are based on imagination and the editors are not responsible for any repercussions later’

NewsX boss – Barkha, you will cover page 3 tomorrow.

Their book store owners must be like – Ye wala book wo Fiction category mein rakho…

And try to imagine the plight of the news traders. They had shortlisted the ‘probable choices’, also published the news of Intelligence Bureau checks.

They had already prepared a whole bunch of articles describing the early life, the raise in political clout, compiling the data about education, wealth and what not…See this tweet:

And now they have to throw all of this and start again!

Right now, BJP to them right now is like that sadist school teacher asking : Table yaad kiya ?
Yes, Sir. 1 – 10 sab kiya hai…
OK… 7.83 ka sunao    🤣🤣😅😅😉😉

Their current situation is like 2 duffer friends preparing for exams….

Bhai ye le is saal ka question paper. Tere bhai ne jugaad kar ke nikala hai… bas yahi aayega exam mein …

Next day morning be like : DK Bose, ye kaun sa subject hai  ?? 😱😱😨😨 😭